[Late at night, one man cautiously distances himself from his travel partner to make an important announcement even though he will probably be found anyway for the sake of interesting RP. This one man was recently announced to be a dangerous criminal.]

Greetings once again, Johto. This is Shelly de Killer.

To those of you who heard my previous ( Read more... )

[As usual, Shelly's TOTALLY JOHN DOE'S Drifblim has the PokéGear, Today, he records his trainer biking through the National Park, smiling like always. The gentleman acknowledges the viewers with a nod.]

As you can see, I have invested in a bicycle. It does seem to make travel much quicker; I hope not to find any reasons to regret my purchase.

Ah, by ( Read more... )

[OH HEY HERE'S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD OLD MAN JOHN DOE. He hasn't said anything in a while, has he?... Wait, what? Doesn't this feel fami-- Oh, never mind. This video comes from him, anyway, smiling as always.]

I am pleased to note that this weekend appears, so far, to be fairly normal. Let us hope it continues this way.

Although, truthfully... ( Read more... )

[This message comes from a new, previously unseen ID. But it does not appear to come from a confused new arrival, and the - calm, elderly? - voice speaking may appear oddly familiar to some of you...]

Greetings, everyone.

I am Shelly de Killer. I work as a professional assassin in my world, and I am now making my services available to the population ( Read more... )